Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
