Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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