I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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