There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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