Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i believe in u and ur pee
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