i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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