glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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