i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
