you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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