I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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