there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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