it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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