There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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