I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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