i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
she looked like the before picture.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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