She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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