We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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