Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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