you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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