so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
third nipple confirmed
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
