No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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