I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
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Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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