Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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