Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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