pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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