Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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