I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
