She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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