Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Randomize
