I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
