you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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