Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
