I think scott just propositioned me for sex
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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