16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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