so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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