Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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