"it" just moved
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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