Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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