As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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