Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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