dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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