It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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