I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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