Non-Jews are for practice
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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