I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
i out mim tonsoeep
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