Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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