I heard we made out
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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