Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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