There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
And the cops told us we were all naked.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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