is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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