Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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