why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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